Adventures in fish butchering, part one

Sorry there isn't a better picture. I wanted to make it look nice, but... I'm not a magician, okay?

Today, bravely (if I do say so myself), I decided to try cooking fish that didn't come pre-cut. Some fish here come pre-butchered (like the dishes I made before) and some don't. I finally bought some sanma.

My dictionary tells me this is "Pacific saury" in English. However,  I think all the fish I had back in America either came pre-battered and fried in stick form or was canned tuna. So "saury" means nothing more to me than "sanma," but if it helps you imagine the story better, there you go.

I've eaten fish with the head and tail still on it plenty of times in Japan, and when they (I got two) were in the package, it didn't bother me. But when I actually broke the plastic and pulled them onto the cutting board, I just kept thinking, "Those are dead fish. Yep. Dead fish. Touching dead fish. I would not touch dead fish I found them on the beach." But I carried on!

I'll admit I panicked a little, and cut the heads off right away. That seems to have been a mistake. I think I severed something that I should have used to pull the guts out, so removing the guts was pretty difficult. There seemed to be way fewer guts in the pictures in my cookbook.

Finally, I got to the cooking stage, and just kept thinking, "Why does it smell so bad?!" But it looked like the pictures in the book, so I didn't worry too much.

I added some grated giant raddish (that blob that looks like... slightly green applesauce in the picture) and some boiled eggs (that's not traditional, but I had forgotten that I was low on rice).

When I actually ate the fish, it was pretty tasty, although it has a lot of annoying little bones.

And! I realized why it smelled so bad. I apparently hadn't gotten all the guts out. When I was pulling open the second piece, there were some not-so-great-smelling cooked guts. Luckily, cooked guts gross me out way less than raw guts, so I just flicked them to the side and made a note not to chop the heads off so early next time.

End verdict: edible, but slightly incorrectly butchered. Not too bad. I am, however, curious whether the second fish, which I packed as my lunch for tomorrow, will have any guts in it. I guess it will be a nice lunch hour surprise!

Bonus video:

I'll close with a commercial. I like this one because it features Japanese high school cheer boys (it's traditionally boys, not girls, who cheer in Japan).

Tokyo Sky Tree

Tokyo Sky Tree is a new broadcasting tower being built in Tokyo -- because there are so many skyscrapers around Tokyo Tower that it can't give total digital broadcasting coverage. The Sky Tree will be the highest structure in Japan when it's finished at the end of this year.

There's a nice time-lapse video I found on Youtube of the construction so far:


I went to the closest station to take pictures of the Sky Tree. When you first step out, you actually can't see it -- you can only see the building at the bottom because you're too close. But once you back up enough, you can look up at the tower. I think they're developing the surrounding area, but when I was there, the only things to see were the Sky Tree and... people taking pictures of the Sky Tree.

 I also took some pictures of it from Asu Kannon, a famous temple in Tokyo.

You can tell it's popular, because the partially-constructed Sky Tree is starting to appear a lot on TV -- like the ridiculous crime sitcom above.


I also made some fish. I don't know how to stay what's it's called in English, but I like it because it has pretty red scales. And it was tasty.

Good / Annoying Commercials (and Fish)

This is the fish I made for supper. I thought it would be a disaster, but it was shockingly edible! And I don't care what the judges on Top Chef say, I think the bloodline is the most delicious part.

Anyway, with little introduction, a few Japanese commercials I love and/or hate. (No, that's not a mistake -- it's possible to both love AND hate these commercials.)

LOVE:

One of the less-weird Meiji commercials. I want to play a chocolate bar.


This was a year-end advertisement (hence the praying). That bear should be creepy, but I love it.


HATE:

The jingle is actually kind of catchy, but sometimes this actress's voice sets my teeth on edge (wait for the end for full effect). If they changed the spokesperson, it could move to the "love" category.


It doesn't seem to fit, since it's not a jingle, but I hate this.



LOVE / HATE:

This is a famous singer, but lately it seems like she only makes music intended to be used for cell phone commercials. If you can't tell, this song's lyrics are, "A winter fairy is melting a snow man. A winter fairy is melting a snowman. A winter fairy is melting a snowman. It's a melting snowman."


I loved/hated the same singer for a summer cell phone ad. The lyrics, you can probably figure out are, "Ring a ding dong ring a ding ding dong. Ring a ding dong ring a ding ding dong."

Well, it's 2011

Well, it's 2011. I haven't posted anything in this blog since 2009. Oops!

Well, I'm going to try again, but instead of just spending a lot of time posting about my life, I'll probably be writing more about Japan in general.

... I don't really have much for this post, so... here's what I'm eating right now:

It's nikujaga (肉じゃが). What you see there is pork, potatoes, onions, carrots, and green beans.

I've decided to become a better cook, in case I some day have to make food for more than myself. I've managed to build up a repertoire of about five dishes that I ate on a rotating basis, but at the new year I actually went out and bought a Japanese-language cook book so I can try to stretch my abilities.

So far, so good.

Summer Vacation Part 1 -- Anjinsai and Mt. Omura

August is the one month of school vacation in Japan. Teachers still have to go to work, but unlike during the rest of the year, there's flexibility to use some time off.

Here are a few pictures of things I did in Ito during August -- going to Anjin Festival and Mt. Omura.

Anjin Festival (Anjinsai) has all the Japanese festival basics -- lots of people wearing yukata (summer kimono), food stalls with many variations of "meat on stick," and fireworks. So I used it as an excuse to wear my yukata (which otherwise just sits prettily in my closet), ate a hot dog on a stick and two churros, and sat on the rocks by the river to watch the fireworks.

^ Lanterns (designed by local school children, I think?) lining the walk by the river.


^Fireworks!


^A blurry shot of the crowd. It was actually really packed.


^Fireworks reflected on the water.


^ My feet, waiting for the fireworks to start.

Mt. Omuro is a mountain (inactive volcano?) in Ito. There are two mountains with chair lifts in Ito -- Mt. Omuro and Mt. Komuro (O=big, Ko=small), but I'd only been to the top of Mt. Komuro, so I decided I'd try the big one. It's... grassy. And you can hike around the rim. In the inside dip is apparently an archery range. I had not been aware.


^Mt. Omuro from the parking lot. It doesn't really look that big, does it?


^ The lift going up. They kindly mow a path of grass so you aren't kicking it as you go.


^ A slightly hazy view from the top.


^ People practicing archery in the middle.


^ Some statues along the path around the rim.

Part 2 to come later, with a couple of non-Izu destinations.

Random Japanese Pop Culture Videos

EDIT: It's better to watch the SMAP and Goemon trailer videos in a larger size -- they're small here to fit inside the blog template.

I haven't done very well on my updating schedule . . . . I guess I haven't done much that was very post-worthy recently. August is summer break (for the students, not the teachers), so I've been taking a little time off here and there. It's very hot. Very, very hot. I'll try to take some pictures during the break of local sites.

Anyway, in the meantime, here are some Youtube videos I enjoy, if you happen to be bored.

I was in the Shibuya ward of Tokyo last weekend, and this video was played on a big outdoor TV screen. Everybody was mesmerized. I think it's because most of the video is in one cut. If you don't know (there's a good chance you don't), SMAP is an unusually long-lasting, popular group in Japan. They're basically a boy band (but are no longer boys). SoftBank (English words are cool! Let's put some together!) is a popular cell phone company.

The guy with the stupid hair (second from the right) is my favorite (because he has stupid hair). Here's the video:



My favorite Japanese musician is Eguchi Yosuke, though. Actually, he's primarily an actor, and hasn't made music since the 90's. But as a foreigner, I think I'm allowed to ignore those facts, and pretend his music is still cool (if it ever was to anyone else). Here's a 90's-tastic clip of him singing on Japanese TV.



Eguchi Yosuke no longer has girl hair, though. I think he's gotten handsomer with age. He was recently in a big-budget movie called "Goemon" (based on a video game). I saw it in the movie theater. My verdict on the movie? Well... the trailer is pretty exciting! How 'bout that trailer? Good trailer, Yosuke!



After a year of not having any Japanese TV (because for some reason our apartment building can't receive over-the-air signals), I finally signed up for cable (although the "cable" we pay for just gives us the channels that are normally available with an antennae, nothing extra).

There are some creepy kids' programs and weird variety shows, but I've yet to see anything I like as much as the batsu game, or "Don't laugh" game that I've seen on Youtube. Basically, comedians/tv personalities are put into a confined environment, usually for 24 hours, and have to try not to laugh, despite weird traps that are set up for them. In the clip below, they're in a fake high school. The video is out of context, but you can see that the punishment for laughing is... probably not something American TV stars would put up with.


Okay, new real post and photos coming soon... I promise.

School Sports Festival 2009

Oops! Long break without an update, but I'll try to make up for it by posting lots of pictures in this one.

On May 16, 17, and 18, we had our big school festival.

The first day was performance day (with some preparation for the second day as well). It was sort of a long, two-part talent show (staff and students only), but I think "performance" part of the title might be kind of misleading... Like the talent shows back at my high school, there were plenty of drag acts, a little dancing, a few instrumental pieces, but a lot of it was skits and weird (parody?) pre-recorded videos.

One of the videos had a student briefly playing me, although I was too confused to know if it was actually funny. She was wearing a weird half-mask and said, "Okay, okay, okay. I am an ALT." That was probably the only ten seconds I understood of any of their videos, but the students seemed to like them, and that's what counts.

On the second day, the school was opened to the community. Students set up food stands and game rooms inside the school and charged for tickets. I ate some ice cream, Chinese dumplings, a hot dog on a stick, and more, because the students kept harassing me to go to their rooms. It was loud and crowded, but nice to see non-students in the school. The clubs also set up display rooms -- the English Club (with many assists from me!) made displays on holidays celebrated in English-speaking companies. Like most club rooms, it wasn't as lively as the rest of the school, but it still looked nice. Near the end of the day, I walked in and saw that all the otaku first-year boys were sitting on the floor reading comic books, though. Maybe try to do something more exciting next year?

The third day was my favorite, because I got to put my new camera to good use! This was the school sports day. I'll run through it.

But first! I finally got good pictures of Japanese cheerleader boys. They wear their school uniform, plus a headband that hangs down in the back and streamers around their shoulders. They're a big part of the sports day.


Opening ceremony on the school grounds, overlooking Ito and and ocean. The homerooms were divided into three groups (A=red, B=blue, C=yellow), mixed up by grade. They were competing in the events (and in other competitions during the festival).



There was even an Olympic-style flame that was run around the track. They take their opening ceremonies seriously!



And so no one pulled a muscle, everyone got to do morning exercises together. I just took photos, because I don't know the routine. And because it's funny to watch.



There were traditional running relays, but also weird races, involving classic events, such as:

Spinning around baseball bats to get dizzy,



and potato sack racing.



There were also some gender-segregated tug of wars. The girls' were pretty exciting, but all the boys' games seemed to end within 30 seconds.



This event was done by girls only, I think. It involved opposing teams running into the field and trying to capture bamboo poles. If boys did it, it might turn into a fist fight.


The big event after lunch was team routines. Each team had 15 minutes to go out onto the field, do an opening cheer, and then a cheer/dance routine that involved making shapes, like in marching band (but with no instruments).

This is Team A. They made a nice flower as their big shape.



I was impressed with Team B's giant B, but I think they got third place in this.



The elected cheer boys and cheer girls for the day did more complicated dancing in the front (and they didn't have to wear their awful gym uniforms).


Team C had the loudest cheerboys, I think. That should count for something!



Their routine culminated in this star.


Later was the ever-popular (in Japan) team jump roping! Everyone in the homeroom tries to see how many jumps they can get. There's around 35 people on each rope, so it's pretty difficult.




Scores were kept throughout the day.


The last non-running relay was the weirdest. It included, among other things:

the box crawl,


running with a basketball balanced on a tennis racket,


flipping on to a mat,


a tire drag,


the always-hilarious run-though-a-net,


and the inexplicable "flour face dip."


That last part seemed unpleasant.


In the end, third place went to Team B (their bird-themed flag is below).


Second place was Team C (their lion-themed flag is shown below).


And first place went to Team A! (Their... demon-lion themed?... flag is shown below.)


I think they won because of their inspirational, Obama-inspired team motto: "Yes, A can!"
(That motto would've worked better with Team B, though, huh?)